For the past two days, this little dinosaur has been hitchhiking on my side mirror.
And every time I go back to my car, he’s just chilling on top of the mirror, ready to go.
The dude’s hella confused though. He sees himself in the mirror and tries to attract himself to himself
And sometimes it looks like he fell off …
"Lift me, human!"
DO YOU EVER MISS PEOPLE THAT YOU DONT EVEN KNOW
LIKE “WOW THAT PUNK GUY WHO STOOD IN FRONT OF ME IN THE LINE FOR THAT TOUR AND WE SHARED A LAUGH, MAN THAT GUY WAS COOL I MISS HIM”
IS THAT JUST ME OR DO OTHER PEOPLE DO THAT TOO
With 12 notes I have verified that, in fact, other people do this too
Thank you I dont feel so alone now
did gaga steal ur phone bc that’s her dog
i love this blooper
Make Them Suffer | Let Me In
unexpected pregnancy is actually so weird like you can accidentally make a person
I JUST SPAT OUT MY WATER
"Your dress is too short."
Thanks, the designer used your dick for inspiration.
OH MYG OD
angelina jolie’s daughter
and gwen stefani’s son
both so cute
Parenting done right
ugh. this is so wrong. how can you support someone letting their kid wear socks on grass. do you know how hard it is to wash those stains out?
I thought I was going to have to yell at someone for being a close minded asswipe but that was the biggest plot twist of my life.
So my driving teacher has three fingers on one hand and four on the other and he makes puns about it and it’s great.
And today he was like
“I went to the museum and found my ancestors’ look guys!”
And showed us this…
WHY DOES THIS NOT HAVE MORE NOTES